TWO

About

Behind the bar of their South London pub, the Landlord and Landlady welcome their regulars with open arms. Lending an ear for stories of celebration, of loss, of love and of despair, the bickering couple work together to keep the locals in high spirits – with drinks, conversation and laughter. But what is their story? As a lost boy turns up on their doorstep looking for his Dad, the couple must confront their own demons and perhaps, for the first time in years, talk to each other…

Performed by two actors playing all 14 characters, Jim Cartwright’s poignant play takes audiences into the world of one working-class pub over the course of one night. Weaving together rich stories full of human emotion, this dark-comedy gives an intimate insight into a variety of characters and will make you laugh, and cry, in equal measure.

This exclusive revival of TWO will be performed in a new immersive version in the Greenwich Theatre bar with a strictly limited capacity. Early booking is advised - and each ticket includes a drink from the TWO bar...

* Suitable for ages 16+

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  • Advance booking essential
  • Credit cards accepted (no fee)

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Greenwich Theatre: TWO

Type:Theatre

Greenwich Theatre, Crooms Hill, Greenwich, London, SE10 8ES
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Opening Times

Performances run through (21 Aug 2025 - 12 Sept 2025)

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Awards

  • Other AwardsVisit Greenwich Partner Visit Greenwich Partner 2021

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